Humor

Not Funny!

In all good humor there is truth. There may be too much truth in this image to allow those who understand what is happening to consider it humor.

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The President Makes His First Low Pass Over Texas

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A reader submitted these. For your amusement: It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.   You are not drunk  if you can lie on the floor without holding on.     We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?   The original point and click interface  was a Smith & Wesson.   [...]

Selective Logic

Received via email. Author unknown:   France is now going to war in Mali because it says “we cannot have a terrorist state at the door of Europe,” but when Israel launches a defensive operation to protect its citizens from missile attacks from terrorists in Gaza, all the French newspapers and television commentators scream about Israeli aggress. The distance between Bamako and Paris: 6266 [...]

The More Things Change …

A reader sent in these quotations, too many of which are appropriate for the position we find ourselves in today: SOME GREAT TRUTHS 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. – John Adams 2. If you don’t [...]

Humor — New Pistol

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of the United States Senate and House of Representatives. It will be named the “Congressman.” It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.    

Irish Humor

From a reader comes this humorous change of pace. Only the Irish could come up with this solution: Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Donegal Town. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few [...]

Obama Ranked as Fourth Best President

When things seem darkest, some humor never hurts. This from a reader with original author unknown: I was just reading that after almost 4 years, Obama has been rated the 4th best president ever. Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, and 18 other presidents tied for third. Obama came in fourth.

Evolution or Devolution?

Sent by a reader. Original author unknown: Yes, you guessed it, a new breed of animal! They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The [...]

ObamaLand Explained To Obama Voter Recently Laid-off

More than a bit of schadenfreude exhibited in this clever post below: The Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off Written By : John Hawkins December 10, 2012 1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.” 2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?” 3. “Look at the bright side. Gay [...]

This Book Needs A Title

Let’s see how creative readers can be. Provide a caption for this picture: A reader submitted it with one: New paperback just out: “Understanding Women” I think readers can improve on that. Here are a few more from me: “IRS Code Streamlined,” “The Obama Family Vacations” or “Economic Principles Unknown In Washington.” Submit yours.