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Country Bumpkin — NOT!

Humor is one thing that takes our minds off more pressing issues. Senator John Kennedy is a country bumpkin — NOT! His home-spun humor is especially effective when describing fellow politicians of either party.

Below is a sample I received from a friend:

Today’s Senator John Kennedy —

You often see a TV Anchor ask Senator Kennedy a question, and one would think he is just a good ole boy from Louisiana .

Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a B.C.L. degree from Oxford in England where he was a First-Class Honors graduate.

He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and often humorous.

 

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us.

“It’s like a frog calling you ugly”.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

This election in Ga will be the most important in history.

You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, a person of faith, or an unborn baby!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for.

Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

It’s as dead as four o’clock.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

It must suck to be that dumb.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here .

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

  1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.
  2. Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots .

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

This is why space aliens won’t talk to us.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

What planet did you parachute in from?

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

 

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

H/T Vern F. for this collection.

Senator Kennedy is a breath of fresh air in a place where talk is mistaken for action, regulations for progress and stupidity for intelligence.

 

 

 

 

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