Written By : John Hawkins December 10, 2012
1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.” 2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?” 3. “Look at the bright side. Gay marriage passed in four states.” 4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?” 5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.” 6. “Well, look at the bright side. Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.” 7. “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.” 8. “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?” 9. “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.” 10. “Forward!”
PS: I didn’t write this, I found it floating around Facebook and was unable to find the original post. If you know who created this, let me know –but in the interim, it’s just too good not to share.
Update #1: It turns out that VtheK did this. Make sure to check out his blog.
On the bright side (for the individual who lost his job but not for the country), he likely has more purchasing power being unemployed than he did being employed. Such is life in the temporary, imploding world of ObamaLand.