Dec 312011
HEALTH MESSAGE (please give me a break)
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s ass.
It’s the tortoise life for me!
- 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
- 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
- 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
- 4. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so. I’m retired. Go around me!
