Environmentalists get their wish, even more than their wish.

Remember the Hollywood dingbats that suggested that we should limit ourselves to only one ply of toilet paper?

Well, the government in Newark, NJ is implementing that policy on steroids (er, hemorrhoids?). There will be no toilet paper in government offices. Budget cutting you know. Perhaps this action is threatened like eliminating school busing and sports is threatened when schools need more money.

You just can’t make this stuff up. Even the creative Larry David could not dream this up, although he likely will write an episode around it.