Jon Stewart as Loan Officer

humor

Nov 152009

Lending Officer meets with customers Paulson and Bernanke.

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One should respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny. Bertrand Russell
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. Homer Simpson
A wise and frugal government ... shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government. Thomas Jefferson
Equality of opportunity is freedom, but equality of outcome is repression. Dick Feagler
One man with courage is a majority. Thomas Jefferson
You have rights antecedent to all earthly governments; rights that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws; right derived from the Great Legislator of the Universe. John Adams

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The Most Common and Costly Investment Mistake http://t.co/6u7ww8i5 via @addthis 1 day ago
Thomas Friedman and the End of "Average" http://t.co/gTRsnTL2 via @addthis 1 day ago
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Fed’s Fisher: All FOMC Forecasts ‘Are Guesses’ - Real Time Economics - WSJ http://t.co/59amlnGo via @addthis 1 day ago
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Our Leaders Sing Inflation: Hat Tip to Daily Bail.
Dilbert on the Economy: Dilbert agains shows that he has more forecasting ability than most Nobel laureate economists:
Investing Genius: H/T Barry Ritholtz

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